~ Auld Lang Syne
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and days of auld lang syne?
For auld lang syne, my dear,
for auld lang syne,
we’ll take a cup of kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and days of auld lang syne?
And here’s a hand, my trusty friend
And gie’s a hand o’ thine
We’ll tak’ a cup o’ kindness yet
For auld lang syne
Keunggulan Wanita
1. Pepatah lama mengatakan: surga ditelapak kaki ibu…..
2. Hanya wanita yang sanggup membawa kehidupan ke dunia…
3. Bebas bergandeng dengan sahabat—-
kalau pria gandeng temennya…apa kata dunia??
4. Ga perlu repot untuk tampil menawan dalam 2 detik=ambil stiletto, asal tau aja butuh keahlian tinggi untuk berjalan dan berlari dengan benda itu
5. Datang bulan ada manfaatnya-telepon ke kantor dan katakan sedang dateng bulan jadi sakit. toh itu salah satu alasan yang dapat diterima..
– tapi kalau pria?
6. Tak ada rambut yang tumbuh diwajah setiap pagi…….
7. Panjang, pendek, ikal, lurus semua terserah.
8. Dapat cincin berlian dan barang2 berharga saat dilamar..
9. Tidak wajib bayar saat nge-date.
10. Intuisi!! cuma dipunyai wanita, tidak pada pria..wanita lebih mengetahui apa yang terjadi dengan pasangannya daripada pria.
11. Tidak perlu susah payah ganti ban mobil dijalan pas kempes, karena pasti ada yang nolong dengan suka rela.
12. Wanita terkenal pintar memadukan busana. Dijamin pria tidak akan berani menampakkan diri dimuka umum dengan tanktop warna ungu dan kuning plus celana ketat biru.
13. Ladies First
14. Wanita bisa memakai parfum aroma apapun, baik itu feminin ataupun maskulin.
15. Pria jago nyetir, tapi apa mereka bisa nyetir dengan menggunakan sepatu hak tinggi?
hanya wanita!
16. Wanita lebih kuat. Cuma wanita yang mampu berjalan kaki memutari mall sambil menenteng 5 kantong belanja dengan hati senang hingga malam. Sementara pria pasti sudah ngomel panjang pendek.
17.Rumah sakit Ibu dan Anak……
hanya Ibu dan Anak..
18. Hari Ibu……….
19. Kaum wanita punya bacaan bernama chicklit.
20. Wanita punya rangkaian perawatan tubuh dan tata rias super lengkap.
21. Beda dengan pria, wanita tak segan membawa sisir dan payung ditasnya.
22. Wanita lebih cekatan, pria hanya bisa fokus pada satu pekerjaan saja, sementara wanita bisa bekerja ganda, Ga heran ada yang menyelesaikan pekerjaannya sambil bergosip..
23 . Tak perlu takut berebut tempat parkir…ada ‘Ladies Driver’ khusus parkiran wanita.
24. Bisa menangis ketika menonton film sedih tanpa malu, tidak halnya dengan pria…..bisa2 mereka dicap cemen..
25. Lingerie sexy hanya diciptakan khusus wanita.
26. Pria akan membukakan pintu untuk wanita.
27. Tetap tenang ketika polisi menghadang, modal senyum2 dikit besar kemungkinan hanya dinasehati saja heheh
28. Mulai dari ujung rambut sampai ujung kaki wanita adalah sumber inspirasi. .. …Monalisa contohnya, dan juga ga heran banyak lagu2 atau film banyak nama wanita bertebaran..
29. Tak ada pantangan warna. Bisa dibayangkan apabila pria memakai tas kerja warna pink atau sepatu pink?
30. Rok. Jelas2 hanya untuk wanita, kecuali kilt baju tradisional pria scotlandia.
31. Adanya ‘Ladies Night’. hanya wanita yang bisa masuk club dan dapat minuman secara free.
The Perfect Before-After Married Conversation
Message: Before Married – - -
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get!
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
After married – - – simply read from bottom to top…
DOA MENCARI JODOH
Lampiran Doa :
“Ya Tuhan, kalau dia memang jodohku, dekatkanlah…
Tapi kalau bukan jodohku, Jodohkanlah….
Jika dia tidak berjodoh denganku, maka jadikanlah kami jodoh…
Kalau dia bukan jodohku, jangan sampai dia dapet jodoh yang lain, selain aku…
Kalau dia tidak bisa di jodohkan denganku, jangan sampai dia dapet jodoh yang lain, biarkan dia tidak berjodoh sama seperti diriku…
Dan saat dia telah tidak memiliki jodoh,jodohkanlah kami kembali…
Kalau dia jodoh orang lain, putuskanlah! Jodohkanlah dengan ku….
Jika dia tetap menjadi jodoh orang lain, biar orang itu ketemu jodoh dengan yang lain dan kemudian Jodohkan kembali dia dengan ku …”
“Amin…”.
DON’T READ!
jangan marah kalo baca ini ,ya…….
Sekali lagi jangan dibaca !!!!
Saya mohon dengan sangat agar tulisan saya ini nggak usah dibaca Karena akan menghabiskan waktu anda saja. Pokoknya jangan dibaca.
Kalo tulisan ini anda baca pasti akan menyesal soalnya nggak ada gunanya. Mendingan waktu yang ada anda pakai untuk kegiatan yang lainnya yang
lebih berguna ketimbang membaca tulisan yang hanya akan menghabiskan waktu anda ini, dan terlebih lagi nggak ada gunanya itu lho. Kalau masih nggak percaya, ya silakan saja membaca terus, nanti anda pasti akan menyesal.
Kalo sudah nyesal nggak ada gunanya deh, mendingan dari sekarang jangan dibaca, daripada nanti nyesal berat karena dari muka tadi sudah saya sarankan agar JANGAN DIBACA.
Lho kok masih dibaca terus, gimana sih, pokoknya jangan dibaca, tahu apa tidak sih, jangan dibaca. Semakin jauh anda membacanya nanti makin nyesal aja. Mesti akan menghabiskan waktu anda saja. Tugas anda khan masih banyak , jadi tulisan ini JANGAN DIBACA, lebih baik kerjakan dahulu tugas yang harus
anda selesaikan dan setelah itu cari tugas yang masih belum beres. Pokoknya jangan dibaca deh tulisan ini, Nggak ada gunanya sama sekali, cuma menghabiskan waktu saja.
Wah anda ini memang bandel sekali ya, saya akui anda memang pantang menyerah, tapi mendingan jangan diteruskan karena ya itu tadi , tidak ada gunanya sama sekali. Sudahlah, jangan bandel mendingan hentikan saja membacanya dari sekarang khan anda tahu sendiri sampai sejauh ini nggak ada gunanya sama sekali. Rugi deh kalau diterusin membacanya.
Saya jadi bingung kok makin tertarik saja anda akan tulisan saya ini, padahal khan tidak ada apa-apanya. Tidak ada artinya sama sekali dan lagi apa sih arti tulisan ini. Sekali lagi JANGAN DIBACA.
Nah sekarang baru terasa sesalnya khan. Sudah dari tadi saya katakan untuk tidak membaca tulisan ini. Tapi anda-anda semua ini memang keras kepala. Sudah dinasehati berkali-kali tapi masih tidak ada kapoknya. Saran saya cuma satu JANGAN DIBACA tulisan selanjutnya ini. Lho masih ngeyel….piye toh iki,
kok teruuuuuuuusss aja mbaca. Nyesel banget nanti. Kalau sudah nyesel terus bisanya cuma ngelamun, nangis dll yang tidak ada gunanya sama sekali.Sudahlah pokoknya JANGAN DIBACA nanti pasti kecewa sekali.
Pokoknya ini terakhir kali saya ingatkan agar JANGAN DIBACA. Percuma, cuma menghabiskan waktu anda semua. Terserah apa keinginan anda, tapi
pesan saya yang terakhir ini :
JANGAN DIBACA.
Gimana belum mau menyerah juga ya.
Nah akhirnya khan nyesal . Tulisan ini nggak ada isinya sama sekali. Sekali saya katakan JANGAN DIBACA ya seharusnya memang JANGAN DIBACA.
Kok dibaca terus sich…..sudah…sudah selesai dah….bandel bener nich anak…. sudah….sudah ya…..sudah…… selesai…… titik………..
I Hate
I hate how I loved you
I hate how I felt
I hate everything you said
That made my heart melt
I hate what you did
I hate how I hurt
I hate how you left me
Alone to die in the dirt
I hate how you said you loved me
I hate that I thought it was true
I hate that I let my wall down
And let myself fall in love with you
I hate how I was so stupid
I hate that I fell so hard
I hate how I let you in
And watched you steal my heart
I hate how much you put me through
I hate how much I cried
I hate that I don’t understand
Why you had to lie
I hate how I try to hate you
I hate it that I can’t
I hate it that I miss you
Even though you don’t
I hate how I still love you
I hate how I still care
But most of all I hate it
That you are no longer here
Fun Way To Take An Exam You’re Sure To Fail
1. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudlysay to the instructor, “I don’t understand ANY of this. I’ve been to every lecture all semester long! What’s the deal? And who the hell are you? Where’s the regular guy?”
2. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: “I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs.” Be creative.
3. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don’t know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals. For English exams, try using Indonesian
4. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
5. Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out “Fuck this!” and walk out triumphantly.
6. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam!!!
7. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say, “You don’t really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days Of Our Lives is on!!!”
8. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
9. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS[Lesson] (make sure this is obvious… like history notes for a calculus exam… otherwise you’re not just failing, you’re getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment “Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit.”
10. Answer the exam with the “Top Ten Reasons Why Teacher xxxx Sucks”
Remember, every “Genius” was called “Idiot” in their Past!!!
Traditional Proverbs
A barking dog never bites.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
A fool and his money are soon parted.
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
A new broom sweeps clean.
A nod’s as good as a wink to a blind man. (e.g., it doesn’t make any difference what you do — they don’t know!)
A penny saved is a penny earned.
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
A stitch in time saves nine.
A watched pot never boils.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
All that glitters is not gold
As you sow, so you shall reap.
Bad news travels quickly.
Beauty is only skin deep.
Better late than never.
Better safe than sorry
Birds of a feather flock together.
Chickens will come home to roost.
The cream always rises.
Don’t count your chickens before they’re hatched.
Don’t cry over spilt milk.
Don’t judge a book by its cover.
Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.
Don’t spit into the wind.
Don’t throw the baby out with the bath water.
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.
Every cloud has a sliver lining.
God helps those who help themselves.
Half a loaf is better than no bread.
He laughs best that laughs last.
He who hesitates is lost.
He who laughs last laughs best.
Hunger is the best sauce.
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
If the shoe fits, wear it.
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
Let sleeping dogs lie.
Look before you leap
Make hay while the sun shines
Might makes right.
Money makes the mare go.
Necessity is the mother of invention.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today.
One man’s meat is another man’s poison.
One rotten apple spoils the barrel.
One swallow doesn’t make a summer.
Opposites attract.
Out of sight, out of mind.
People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.
Practice makes perfect.
Rome wasn’t built in a day.
Still waters run deep.
The best laid plans of mice and men oft go awry
The best way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.
The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.
The early bird catches the worm.
The end justifies the means.
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
The longest journey begins with a single step.
The squeaky wheel gets the grease.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
Two heads are better than one.
Waste not, want not.
We’ll cross that bridge when we come to it.
What goes around, comes around.
What’s good for the goose is good for the gander
When in Rome, do as the Romans do.
Where there’s smoke, there’s fire
Whistling girls and crowing hens always come to some bad ends.
Who holds the purse rules the house.
You can lead a horse to water, but you cannot make him drink.
You can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear.
Exercise to Reduce Stress
Stress is a normal part of living but accumulated tensions and
unusually stressful situations can cause distress.
Any activity that either allows your muscles to relax or that
expends large amounts of physical energy will make you feel less
stressed. Here are some relaxation techniques to help you relieve
stress.
1- Take ten deep breaths. Fill every corner of your lungs, hold,
then slowly exhale until you’ve squeezed it all out. Repeat. All
that oxygen will charge you with energy.
2- Roll your neck. To get rid of tension in the neck, let your
chin drop forward. Now, keeping shoulders level, slowly roll your
head in a full circle to right shoulder, back, left shoulder and
front. Repeat nine times, alternating directions.
3- Loosen up your body. Sit upright in a chair. Lift your arms
over your head and swing them back, down and forward in a circle, like a swimmer’s backstroke, until they are once again over your head. Repeat nine times.
4- Stand and stretch. Stand up and stretch your hands high over
your head; then with knees bent to prevent strain, touch your
toes. Repeat nine times. Stand with your hands on hips, legs
apart. Bend toward at the waist until your upper torso is
parallel with the floor. Still bending at the waist, rotate your
upper body and head first to the right, then to the left and then
to the front. Repeat nine times, alternating directions.
5- Unknot your back. Sit on the edge of your chair, feet flat,
and lean forward, chest on knees, hands and head hanging loosely
down. Breathe deeply. Slowly unroll your back, vertebra by
vertebra, until you are sitting upright. Repeat until all the
kinks are out.
6- Relax Completely. Lie on the floor, or sit in a comfortable
chair. Keep your hands at your side or on the arms of the chair.
Beginning with your toes and going all the way up to your scalp,
visualize each part of your body and tell it to relax. Take your
time. Go back over any area that becomes tense again until
finally your whole body is relaxed.
Try some of these activities:
- swimming
- walking
- jogging
- yoga
- mediation
a pray from the perfect envy…
why me?
i’m not a genius you see…
i am just somebody who pretend to be one…
everybody love the genius…
i know this is a sin.
i am jelous of them…
the burden…
where should i put them?
the burden from my parents…
the burden from my friends…
if only i could pretend to be stupid, maybe this will never happen..
i don’t know whether i should cry or laugh…
she is perfect… extremely perfect..
she has both a caring family and a rich family…
she needn’t to worry about the money
she spend…
she don’t have to…
her beautiful face attract thousands men…
her body is slim and she is really a genius..
at first no one acknowledge her but she suprise them with her success everyone likes her….
just left me alone in my bedroom, crying in agony..
it is not fair…
it is always not fair…
i can not blame her nor cry in front of her…
i know she is kind, she always kind…
but whom should i blame?
where should i put this envy?
this sin?
it is dark here…
where is my world?
where is the place where i can shine like her??
i need to know…
i …. it’s all begin one day…
when all said that she is better than
me….
i got lower score than her.. she did not pass but at least her score is high….
it is fair…it’s my fault…
i swallow all the words and it keep pushing me until i vomit…
it’s hurt.. now my friends become hers…she is the idol… not fair!!!!!!!!! !!
i did not do in the purpose…
i never want to…
i know it is a sin…
i know god will mad at me…
it’s just………… who should i blame?
where i should put this burden??
why??
no one really likes
me….
i know, i can never get that score… even i vomit and sacrifice, there is no use of it… no one can save me… i will always be alone…
they pitied me, looked down on me…
i hate them…
i want to be normal, please let me be
normal…
what should i do?? where should i go?
Hell?
god, i never ask you for more.. i
just… i’m lost, god… may you hear
my words…
Cross_Hell
