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11 REASONS WHY WOMEN FIND IT HARD TO FiND THE MAN OF THEiR DREAM……

Posted in Humor by Herrilujah on March 6, 2009

1. Nice men are ugly.
(Lelaki yang baik ko’ jelek ya..)
2. Handsome men are not nice.
(Lelaki yang ganteng ko’ ga baik ya..)
3. Handsome and nice men are gay.
(Lelaki yang ganteng dan baik, ko’ gay yaa…)
4. Handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
(Lelaki yang ganteng, baik dan ga gay, ko’ udah merit yaaa..)
5. Men who are not so handsome, but nice, have no money.
(Lelaki yang nggak terlalu ganteng, tapi baik hati, ko’ ga punya uang yaa..)
6. Men who are not so handsome, but nice n with money, think we are only after their money.
(Lelaki yang nggak terlalu ganteng, tapi baik hati dan punya duit, ko mikirnya kita ngejar duitnya……)
7. Handsome men without money are after our money.
(Lelaki yang ganteng tapi nggak punya uang, ko malah morotin…..)
8. Handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don’t think we are beautiful enough.
(Lelaki ganteng, yang nggak terlalu baik dan kayaknya ga gay, berpikir kita nggak cukup cantik buat dia……)
9. Men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
(Lelaki yang berpikir kita itu cantik, dan dia ga gay, sepertinya baik hati dan punya duit, rata-rata pengecut deh)
10. Somewhat handsome man, kinda nice and have some money, and thank God heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
(Lelaki yang rada ganteng, kayaknya baik hati dan punya uang, dan ga gay, rata2 pemalu dan ga pernah melakukan pendekatan pertama!!!!!!!)
11. Men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative. NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?
(Lelaki yang ga pernah melakukan pendekatan pertama, otomatis akan kehilangan ketertarikan kepada kita ketika kita melakukan pendekatan ke dia. Jadinya…, siapa nih yang bener2 ngerti lelaki?)

“Men are like a fine wine.They all start out like grapes, and it’s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you’d like to have dinner with.”
(Lelaki itu seperti minuman anggur yang baik. Mereka mulai dari buah anggur dan adalah pekerjaan kita, para wanita, untuk menginjak-injaknya dan menyimpan mereka di dalam kegelapan sampai mereka matang dan berubah menjadi sesuatu yang menarik sehingga kita ingin makan malam bersamanya)

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